I actually love this idea.(not as a paint the streets thing - but more in alignment with the naked rebels drawing attention to the elephant in the room at Westminster over a year ago)
What if a whole bunch of well dressed rebels snuck whoopie coushions into parliament. And one by one let them rip … with long pauses in-between, so it took a while to work out what was going on… This would be an excellent one for Grey Power! Imagine “brrrrrrrrrrup”…“Oh! excuse me!” etc… It would need to be well filmed and very well recorded - It’s success would be in it’s coverage. Some good editing and maybe a bit of a post production sound mix to ham up those farts.
#a gas-led recovery is an oxymoron